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What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.

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How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

Why cant programmers tell the difference between Christmas and Thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

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What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

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Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

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Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

Why doesn't 'Murica have any knock-knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings!