What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.

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What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

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Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

What are Jehovah witnesses called in Chinese?

Dind Dong

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What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

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Who invented the knock knock joke?

Two wee chaps

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July!