What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

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What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

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What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing.

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What's the most believed oxymoron?

Peaceful muslims

Why are Democrats stupid enough to believe in climate change?

Because they were vaccinated as children.

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Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

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What are Jehovah witnesses called in Chinese?

Dind Dong

What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing