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What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

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What food is given to ebola patients?

Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.

What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor

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Who's there! Alexia! Alexia who?

Alexia again to open this door!

Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

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What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

Why can't atheist solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

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What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.

What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.