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What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call a door with no legs?

A door.

Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

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How does a CANDU reactor work?

By believing in itself.

What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

Jehovah Jokes More Jehovah Jokes

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

Jehovah Witness Jokes More Jehovah Witness Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.