What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

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What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

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What would you're opening line be?

Like outrageous, dark, funny whatever let's hear!

Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

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What religion still believes in the Big Bang?

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What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.

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What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.

What are Jehovah witnesses called in Chinese?

Dind Dong

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What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.