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What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your Bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

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What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

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Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

What are Jehovah witnesses called in Chinese?

Dind Dong