X-post from /r/imgoingtohellforthis Islam
Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.
Shi'a LaBeouf
I was there during the big bang of the universe - Brian Williams
The Big Cigarette
Raise MY hand!
Because little boys can't get pregnant.
A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing
They have sects.
