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What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.

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Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

When you start getting older, you think, "why not just once?

Soon enough, you're addicted. And broke.

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What did Harry Potter order when he went to the bar?

Expecto-Patron-On-Ice

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

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What is a Polish person's favorite weapon?

A Warsaw...

Why did the Polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

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What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.