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What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.

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What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

What's the key to long lasting Relationships?

Not breaking up

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What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...

What is a terrorists favourite dessert?

Ice is

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What's delaying the Polish space program?

Development of a working match.

What do Polish Arctic researchers do at elections?

They have a polar pole poll.

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What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.