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What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.

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Why do windbreakers smell bad?

Because all they do is break wind.

Why did the vegetable band break up?

They couldn't keep a beet.

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How do Super Heroes like their drinks served?

WITH JUST ICE!

What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

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What would happen if you ate yeast and Polish?

You would rise and shine.

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

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What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.