What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.

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What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

What's the hardest part of breaking up with a leper?

They always leave a piece of themselves behind.

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What does Batman take in his whiskey?

Just ice.

What does Batman get in his drink?

Just Ice

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What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night?

A new last name.

What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.

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What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.

What do you call a polish guy on a boat?

A fishing pole