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How does Batman order his iced water?

Can I get that..Just ice

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner?

She doesn't, she's dead

Whats the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go to a store without robin.

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What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

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What does Batman like adding to his drinks?

JUST-ICE

Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.