How does a dishwasher make his money?

Panhandling

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Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Where does a polar bear keep his money?

In a snow bank.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover?

Give her a shovel...

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove