What did the left leg say to the right leg?

That one in the middle thinks he's hard.

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What's a cow no legs?

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What did the left leg say to the right leg?

That one in the middle thinks he's hard.

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What do you call a cow with no right legs?

Lean beef.

What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?

Between the two of us we can make a lot of money.

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Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie?

Because it keeps hitting pause.

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What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.