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What did the left leg say to the right leg?

That one in the middle thinks he's hard.

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Leave Leg Jokes More Leave Leg Jokes

What's a cow no legs?

Ground Beef What's a cow with two left legs Lean Beef What's a cow with two hind legs Sarah Palin

What did the blonde's right leg say to her left leg?

Nothing. They haven't met yet.

Right Leg Jokes More Right Leg Jokes

What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?

Between the two of us we can make a lot of money.

What do you call a cow with no right legs?

Lean beef.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do you call a 5'10" fortune teller parked in the middle of a divided highway?

A medium medium on the median.

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

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What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE: