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What did the left leg say to the right leg?

That one in the middle thinks he's hard.

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Leave Leg Jokes More Leave Leg Jokes

What's a cow no legs?

Ground Beef What's a cow with two left legs Lean Beef What's a cow with two hind legs Sarah Palin

What did the blonde's right leg say to her left leg?

Nothing. They haven't met yet.

Right Leg Jokes More Right Leg Jokes

What did the left leg say to the right leg?

That one in the middle thinks he's hard.

What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?

Between the two of us we can make a lot of money.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why do you think you'd be a good fit at our firm?

GUY WHOSE DESCRIPTION IS SO LONG HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY GET TO SAY ANYTHING:

What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common?

Both think the shorter the better.