What did the left leg say to the right leg?

That one in the middle thinks he's hard.

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What did Kim Kardashian's right leg say to her left leg?

Nothing, they've never been together!

What did the blonde's right leg say to her left leg?

Nothing. They haven't met yet.

Right Leg Jokes More Right Leg Jokes

What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?

Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!

What do you call a cow with no right legs?

Lean beef.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

Steer clear

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Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

Why are white people bad at chess?

They think all the white pieces are kings.