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What did the left leg say to the right leg?

That one in the middle thinks he's hard.

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What did Kim Kardashian's right leg say to her left leg?

Nothing, they've never been together!

What did the left leg say to the right leg?

That one in the middle thinks he's hard.

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What do you call a cow with no right legs?

Lean beef.

What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?

Between the two of us we can make a lot of money.

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What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?

Annette!

What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road?

A mutt in a rut!

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What's the Pirates favorite letter?

Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

Hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D... wait what were YOU THINKING!!!