What did the left leg say to the right leg?

That one in the middle thinks he's hard.

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What did the left leg say to the right leg?

That one in the middle thinks he's hard.

What did the blonde's right leg say to her left leg?

Nothing. They haven't met yet.

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What did the left leg say to the right leg?

That one in the middle thinks he's hard.

What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?

Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

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Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!

What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?