8+ Funny Attempt Jokes - Curious Supply

What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

Attempt Jokes