Attempt Jokes

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

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Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster