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What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What is a double amputee's favorite video game?

League of Leg ends.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Where do rabbits learn to fly?

The Hare Force

What's the difference between a terrorist camp and a school?

No idea man, im just flying the drone.

Dead Cat Jokes More Dead Cat Jokes

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.