What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

Bob

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

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How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?

By witchful thinking.

Why does Peter Pan fly?

Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

How much wine can a cat drink?

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