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What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Your mother!

What do you call a kid with one arm and three legs?

Unfortunate.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

What wobbles as it flies?

A jelly-copter.

Dead Cat Jokes More Dead Cat Jokes

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.