What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.

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What do you call an Asian woman with one leg?

Irene

What do you call a Chinese lady with no legs?

Dragon lips. And a Mexican lady with no legs Consuelo.

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What's gray and can't fly?

A parking lot.

What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

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How much wine can a cat drink?

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What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.