March Madness Sale - 25% Off

How much wine can a cat drink?

2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat

Previous Random Joke Next
2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

What do you call 2 Nuns & a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends & a Wide Reciever

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What is a 72?

A 69 with 3 people watching.

What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

It depends on the age.

What do you call a wine loving horse?

Chardon-neigh.

Dead Cat Jokes More Dead Cat Jokes

What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

Resuscitate Jokes More Resuscitate Jokes

What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.

How much wine can a cat drink?

2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat