How much wine can a cat drink?

2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat

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What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

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What did the 3 holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well

What do you call a cat with 3 legs?

A handicat

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How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

It depends on the age.

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What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.

How much wine can a cat drink?

2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat

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How much wine can a cat drink?

2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat

What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.