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Leonardo Jokes

What do Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo and Raphael have in common?

They're all Renaissance Italian artists.

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Why did Leonardo Take forever to laugh at my Oscars joke?

Cause he just got it!

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How do you spell "laughing out loud" by using binary?

1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

What do a house and clean clothes have in common?

Homeless people have neither.

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What did the Spanish Gorilla say at lunch time?

Yo tengo Harambe.

Why do Spanish men get half price movie tickets?

They take the senor discount.

Oscar Jokes More Oscar Jokes

Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.

What did Matthew McConaughey have to say about the 2016 Oscar-winner's line-up?

All white, all white, all white!

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a bear that's not drunk?

So-Bear!

How are one out of three American Boats born?

By Sea-Section.

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Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.

Why did Leonardo Di Caprio laugh at the Oscar joke?

He finally got it!

Sesame Street Jokes More Sesame Street Jokes

What's the difference between Sesame Street and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask Big Bird

Host Jokes More Host Jokes

What should TNT host?

League of Legends. Because they know drama.

Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.