Leonardo Jokes

What do Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo and Raphael have in common?

They're all Renaissance Italian artists.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why did Leonardo Take forever to laugh at my Oscars joke?

Cause he just got it!

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Steve Harvey Jokes More Steve Harvey Jokes

What do Steve Harvey and a dentist have in common?

They're both experts at placing temporary crowns.

Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."

Why doesn't Ganon use the Internet?

There were too many Links.

Inception Jokes More Inception Jokes

What is an ear of corn's favourite Leonardo DiCaprio movie?

Inception

What did Leonardo DiCaprio say when he planted a seed?

Inception

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

When is my wife's favorite day to make love?

Tomorrow

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

Sesame Street Jokes More Sesame Street Jokes

Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?

It was his only chance to see an Oscar

Who's Leonardo DiCaprio's least favorite Sesame Street character?

Oscar im so sorry

Artist Jokes More Artist Jokes

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

Who's the artist you find in the supermarket?

Salvador Deli

Host Jokes More Host Jokes

What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea?

Thanks, it's my special tea.

Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

M Jokes More M Jokes

How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.