Leonardo Jokes

What do Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo and Raphael have in common?

They're all Renaissance Italian artists.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why did Leonardo Take forever to laugh at my Oscars joke?

Cause he just got it!

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Fast Car Jokes More Fast Car Jokes

Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

House Jokes More House Jokes

What type of clothing does a House wear?

Address.

What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What was Cher doing before she was born?

She was a preacher.

What do you call a bear that can't win?

A Chicago Bear

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

Why did the blonde move to California?

To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What's tall, white and has ears?

A mountain.

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

Why are you just telling me now?

He said, Because I couldn't stop laughing.

Leonardo Dicaprio Jokes More Leonardo Dicaprio Jokes

What's pretty and expensive but has no use?

Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.

What do a common garbage can and Leonardo DiCaprio have in common?

No Oscar!

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby.

What's a specimen?

An Italian astronaut