Leonardo Jokes

What do Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo and Raphael have in common?

They're all Renaissance Italian artists.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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Why did Leonardo Take forever to laugh at my Oscars joke?

Cause he just got it!

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Why did Leonardo Di Caprio laugh at the Oscar joke?

He finally got it!

Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.

Oscar Jokes More Oscar Jokes

Why did Leonardo Take forever to laugh at my Oscars joke?

Cause he just got it!

Why did Leonardo Di Caprio laugh at the Oscar joke?

He finally got it!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite programming language?

You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.

What do you call a group of yogurt loving boat enthusiast?

A Yacult...

Spanish Jokes More Spanish Jokes

What do you call a bird that speaks Spanish?

A Si-gull

What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?

Jose and Hoseb

Fast Car Jokes More Fast Car Jokes

What's the fastest car on earth?

A rental car.

Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the south?

Nothing, because either way, someone is losing their trailer.

What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there

House Jokes More House Jokes

How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap.

When the cat's away.....?

The house smells better!

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

What's the similarity between free healthcare and good jokes?

Americans don't get them.