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What's the hottest thing in China right now?

A Tibetan monk on fire.

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How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?

Because she was drinking on the job.

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Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

What replaces Steam, the gaming platform, in China?

Pollution.