What's the hottest thing in China right now?

A Tibetan monk on fire.

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Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

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What do you call 69-ing in China?

Tu Can Chu

Why wasn't the aeroplane invented in China?

Because two Wongs don't make a Wright.