Why do you look so sad?

Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing?

They look in the obituary

How does every ethnic joke start?

By looking over your shoulder.

Explain Jokes More Explain Jokes

Why don't White Elephants run?

Because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)

A user interface is like a joke.

If you have to explain it then it is not that good.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you?

An ATM machine

What do you give a girl that has everything?

Penicillin

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.

What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"

Notice Jokes More Notice Jokes

What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:

What did the tsundere degree say to the radian?

Notice me 10"