Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint
When the priest doesn't look at you anymore.
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"
What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.
They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that
Because he's a real dawg.
DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo
It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!
Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan
You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.
