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Why do you look so sad?

Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint

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What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whisky?

A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.

Why are sinks depressed?

People look down on them.

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How does Mulan's boyfriend explain himself when she caught him smoking pot?

Shanghai

How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?

She said she didn't see him coming

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Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.

Why did the girl reject the landfill owner?

His place is a dump

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Why is Math always sad?

Because it has too many problems.

What is the problem with high frequency?

It Hertz

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What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish...

What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose: