Why do you look so sad?

Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What does an invisible watermelon look like?

Like that.

How does every racist joke begin?

With a look over the shoulder.

Explain Jokes More Explain Jokes

What did Peyton Manning said to his younger brother about the new NFL rule?

ELI5 (explain me like I am five)

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

How did the mathematician solve his problem with constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

Notice Jokes More Notice Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish...

What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways