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Why do you look so sad?

Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

Explain Jokes More Explain Jokes

How does Mulan's boyfriend explain himself when she caught him smoking pot?

Shanghai

What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?

A student repsonds, "3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."

What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

Notice Jokes More Notice Jokes

Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.