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Why did the robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

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Why did the robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

What did the cheese vendor say to the robber?

Hey! That's nacho cheese!

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What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

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Why did the bank robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

Why'd the robber take a bath?

He wanted to make a clean getaway.

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Why did the bank robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway