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Why'd the robber take a bath?

He wanted to make a clean getaway.

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Why did the bait-shop owner take an apprentice?

He wanted to be a master-baiter.

What did the Pilipino orphan boy say to the linguist who wanted to adopt him?

I'll tagalog!

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What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

Why was the robber so secure?

He was a safe robber.

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Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.

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Why did the robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

Why'd the robber take a bath?

He wanted to make a clean getaway.

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Why'd the robber take a bath?

He wanted to make a clean getaway.

Why did the thief take a bath?

To get a clean getaway