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Why did the robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

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How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

What did the robber with an errection say?

This is a stick-up.

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What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

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Why'd the robber take a bath?

He wanted to make a clean getaway.

Why did the robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

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Why did the robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

Why did the burgler take a bath?

He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.