What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

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When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

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What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

Lettuce pray

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He was turning things over in his mind.

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They're two-tired.

What do you get when you have barbie dolls standing in a line?

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What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

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What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.