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What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!

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How do you know this is OC?

Its not on the front page

What do you call someone with no nose?

Nobody knows.

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Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

What do college students and deer have in common?

They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

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What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

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What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect.

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.