What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!

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How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

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What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

How could the pimp always easily locate his ho?

Because, she really stands out on the street.

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Why can't you trust an Adam?

They make up everything.

Who's there! Adam! Adam who?

Adam up and tell me the total!

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Who was the world's first carpenter?

Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand.

What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.