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What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

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How do you know if someone is a vegetarian?

He is going to tell you.

Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I dont know and I dont care.

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What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!

What's the last thing someone wants to hear while blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

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What should you do when you are cold?

Stand in a corner, corners are 90 degrees

How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

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What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

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Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?

Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.

What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.