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What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!

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What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

What's the difference......between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

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What does idk stand for?

Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court?

Annette!

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Why can't you trust an Adam?

They make up everything.

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

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What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!

What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.