What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

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How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

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Where are things that are very average produced?

The satis-factory.

What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald

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What's the definition of a tree?

Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver.

What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

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What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

What is Adam's brother called?

Subtractem

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How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve