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What's the main ingredient in a Jedi martini?

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What is the main ingredient of a fractal fondue?

Mandel broth Ha ha ha The puns I make up while working as a grocery cashier..

What's the main ingredient in a Jedi martini?

Qui-Gon Gin

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

Who makes a drinking sound like this *makes drinking sound*?

GEORGE GRASHINGTON!

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

Why do people with heart disease always lose at poker?

They have to take ACE inhibitors.

Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

What jedi is the best at opening PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies?

Obi-Gyn Kenobi.