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What's the main ingredient in a Jedi martini?

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What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

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What's the main ingredient in mana potions?

Caster sugar.

What's the main ingredient when making pickle bread?

Dill dough.

Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

Why are Jedi terrible at Rugby?

Because "There is no Try."

What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call people that you hate?

Clouds, because once they are gone it's a beautiful day.

Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

Pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people