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What's the main ingredient in a Jedi martini?

Qui-Gon Gin

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What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

What's the dirtiest part of a Jedi?

The Forceskin.

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What do people drink at Club Obi-Wan?

Qui-Gon Gin.

What's the main ingredient in a Jedi martini?

Qui-Gon Gin

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What's the main ingredient when making pickle bread?

Dill dough.

What is the main ingredient of a fractal fondue?

Mandel broth Ha ha ha The puns I make up while working as a grocery cashier..