How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

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Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

Who's there! Alexander! Alexander who?

Alexander friend are coming over!

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What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?

With an electorate blanket.

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What's the difference between a star and America?

The star has a bright future.

Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

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What do you call it when you lease false teeth?

A dental rental.

How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!