How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

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Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist.

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What do golfers do on nights out?

Par**ty.

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

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What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

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Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

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What did the vampire call his false teeth?

A new fangled device.

How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!