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How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?

On their feet!

What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

Lol

How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation...

False Tooth Jokes More False Tooth Jokes

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

What do you call it when you lease false teeth?

A dental rental.