How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

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Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?

So he can tell if he is coming or going.

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Why did the Dark Ages existed?

Because there were 'nights.

Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

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Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars

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What did the vampire call his false teeth?

A new fangled device.

How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!