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How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Where Are You Going?

Me: Partying with Friends Pimple: Ok, I'm Also Coming then!!

What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

What do you call it when the stars align for a mustard thief?

A Gulden's opportunity.

What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars

False Tooth Jokes More False Tooth Jokes

What did the vampire call his false teeth?

A new fangled device.

What do you call it when you lease false teeth?

A dental rental.