How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

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Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

Why didnt the Asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.

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Which star do the dinosaurs like best?

The one that keeps getting bigger

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

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What do you call it when you lease false teeth?

A dental rental.

How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!