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How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They haven't got a policy on that.

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How many literalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13. Number 9 will shock you!

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How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

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How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent