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How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They haven't got a policy on that.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

How many women does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Only one, but with a perticular FETISH

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb?

One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.

How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?

None--He'll only promise "change."

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Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They haven't got a policy on that.