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How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They haven't got a policy on that.

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How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

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How many A.D.D. kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Look a squirrel!

What if UK's politician changes the lightbulb?

He Brexit!

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How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They haven't got a policy on that.

How much is the policy for a white supremacist?

3k.