How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They haven't got a policy on that.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Marines does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing.

How many homeless does it take to change a lightbulb?

There's change in a lightbulb

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many people with no humor does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

How many Google plus users does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them actually. Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb.

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Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.