What do you call Usain Bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

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What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

What does a cheetah call Usain Bolt?

Fast food

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What is the fiercest animal in the savanna?

The. Because the lion is not as fierce as it seems...

What do you call a show full of lions?

The mane event!

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Why did the rooster run away?

He was chicken!

What kind of wolf never runs?

Steppenwolf

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What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food

How do you know if someone truly loves fast food?

It has a special place in their hearts