How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a bad joke teller?

To get to the other side!

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Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.

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More guns.

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Two, but how do they get in there

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None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

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One.

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a bad joke teller?

To get to the other side!