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How many bad joke tellers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One.

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How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

Replace the nails with screws.

Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.

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How many bad joke tellers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One.

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a bad joke teller?

To get to the other side!