Nothing, she just made gagging noises
A. Because they don't have balls to itch.
He was always spiking the ball.
Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.
Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose
She should play the lottery too!
Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.
She didn't say anything, she just gagged.