Me: How do you know what weed smells like! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy
He knows a lot about black holes
So they know where to stop shaving.
Dad jokes
The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)
Because all they do is break wind.
Kermit's finger.
Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any
He only promised to be gone until November
Because she's taken enough hits.
Mariguana.
When they're astronauty.
An eggplant.
He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.
SPD Gonzales.
