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Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did Canada pick its name?

There were two Canadians and an American. They put letters in a hat and drew. They got "C-eh", "N-eh", "D-eh". The American didn't know what was going on, but he relayed the message. I know i need to work on my execution.

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What do chemists say when they smell something that they don't like?

Pu

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What is the dirtiest day of the week?

SaTURDay

Why repent?

I pented just last week.

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

What is the best kind of weed?

When I'm weed you)

What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

What did one socket say to the other?

Stay grounded.

Bust Jokes More Bust Jokes

Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals?

They're always getting com-busted.

Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move