Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy

Previous Random Joke Next

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

Where does Iron Man live?

Iron know.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's the difference between your dad and this joke?

This joke will be back someday

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days?

One is a weak one and the other one week!

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

Why did the lobster blush?

Because the see weed.

What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

Why was the bicycle laying on the ground?

Because it was two-tired

Bust Jokes More Bust Jokes

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

What slides in and out until it's balls are busted?

Piston