Me: How do you know what weed smells like! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy
When you have babies on purpose
Student - Well, I don't know. I guess one is a bit too high?
Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?
Say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.
Your nose
Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.
Atrophy.
Half of what it was last week
Don't worry they'll tell you.
She makes people stoned.
Noone cares.
Because it was grounded.
He was trying to bust a move
SPD Gonzales.
