Mom: It's a private caller. Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.
At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-
For the pun of it.
Is unwise, apparently.
Annette
Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it.
A smile and wave!
By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.
Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.