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What does the caller ID say?

Mom: It's a private caller. Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do my dad and God have in common?

I've never seen or heard from either of them.

What's up Dad Party!" dads go nuts "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

Dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What's 41 times 11?

I can't find the answer anywhere.

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs?

Because they're good at picking their drivers.

Where does a guy from Arkansas go to pick up girls?

Family reunions.

Rank Jokes More Rank Jokes

Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.

What do you call a top-ranking Mexican dude that oversees everything?

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