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What does the caller ID say?

Mom: It's a private caller. Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle?

It was stumped.

What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Tulips on an Organ.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What was the terrorist's pick up line?

Hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate.

How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

Rank Jokes More Rank Jokes

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.