Mom: It's a private caller. Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.
A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.
Hamster.
HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show
When this gets 500 upvotes, I'll tell you the answer.
So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'.
Because they pick their nose with their gloves on.
Seor Manager