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What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween?

A Ghost Pepper.

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What's the difference between a well dressed bicyclist and a poorly dressed unicyclist?

Attire.

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for Halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

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What do you calla nosy pepper?

Jalapeno business

What do nosey peppers do?

They get Jalapeno business!