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Jalapeno Jokes

What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween?

A Ghost Pepper.

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What do you calla nosy pepper?

Jalapeno business

Why do you hate a nosey pepper?

Cuz he's jalapeno.business

What do nosey peppers do?

They get Jalapeno business!

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Snap Jokes More Snap Jokes

What did the rubber band factory worker say when he was fired?

Oh snap!

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

How does a nun lose her virginity?

Dresses up as an altar boy

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

Jalapeno Face Jokes More Jalapeno Face Jokes

How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

When is a pepper annoying?

When it's jalapeno face

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

How's my kid doing in school?

T: How's my kid doing in school I hate parrot teacher conferences

Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch

What do a loading bar and my girlfriend have in common?

Both equally inefficient at letting me know when they are actually ready.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call it when the women in the back of a Mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant?

A b-r-r-r-r-ito

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

What did one hat say to another?

You stay here, I'll go on a head!

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.

What did the 9 year old girl say to her swimming instructor?

Will I really sink if you take your fingers out