Jalapeno Jokes

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did the janitor file for a divorce?

He found his wife sweeping with someone else.

When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call a fight between film actors?

Star Wars!

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A $20 bill

What did one nose say when the other nose said "I love you"?

Back achoo!

Z Jokes More Z Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.