Jalapeno Jokes

What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween?

A Ghost Pepper.

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What do you calla nosy pepper?

Jalapeno business

Why do you hate a nosey pepper?

Cuz he's jalapeno.business

What do nosey peppers do?

They get Jalapeno business!

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They both fight against Tartars.

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Why do most men hate Russian dolls?

Because they're so full of themselves.

Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

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How do hair stylists get in shape?

Curling Iron.

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Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

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Why are there no mexican in the olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

How many Mexicans do you need working in the kitchen?

Just Juan.

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Who is the coolest guy in a hospital. The ultra sound guy. Whos the coolest when he is off?

The hip replacement guy. /dad

What the pepper say to the angry chilli?

If you don't cool down, I'm going to get jalapeno business

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What do you calla nosy pepper?

Jalapeno business

Why is your wife annoying?

Because she is always jalapeno business.

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

What do you call a pepper in late autumn?

A little chili

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What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails?

He cut all his fingers off!

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.