Ps Jokes

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

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I Love Pizza & You

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What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him: Um, ten bucks? Me: Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.

What's a golfer's favourite games console?

A PS FOUR!

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Repost Jokes More Repost Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

How many people does it take to make a joke on /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.

Cocaine Addict Jokes More Cocaine Addict Jokes

What type of stories do cocaine addicts write?

Snort stories

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

Reposte Jokes More Reposte Jokes

What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

Accuse Jokes More Accuse Jokes

Why did the robot get detention?

Because he was accused of Boolean.

Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

Virgin Mobile Jokes More Virgin Mobile Jokes

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin mobile.

What cell service do nuns in wheelchair have?

Virgin Mobile