I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....
Him: Um, ten bucks? Me: Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org
Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.
This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.
A PS FOUR!
A buck an ear!
A buck an ear.
URINE TROUBLE!
They can't resist.
Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano
Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
Asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "
Like going down on your sister. It tastes the same but something's not right.
Snort stories
They don't like getting sand in their crack.
Tranquilized.
He had a *lovely finish*.
Because if he goes on air, he'll die.
