Trigonometry Jokes

What's a feminist's favorite school subject?

Trigonometry. (trigger-ometry)

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Why can't trigonometry teachers give good speeches?

They go off onto different tangents.

Why is trigonometry so hard to talk about?

You always end up going off onto tangents.

Why was the priest afraid of trigonometry?

Cos sin

How does a Trigonometry teacher appreciate his girlfriend?

Oh baby, you are so (1/cos C)"!!!

Why did the boy like doing trigonometry?

Just cos.

Why are religious people afraid of Trigonometry?

Cos they are afraid of Sin

Why do you always follow your instinct when doing trigonometry?

Beacuse you might have secant thoughts and go off on a tangent

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