What is not a truck crashing into people?

Nice.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the French feminine definite article"

Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

Hit by a car.

What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck