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What is not a truck crashing into people?

Nice.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why aren't there any B batteries?

Because people might think you have a stutter.

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel?

He needed a place to crash.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What is the best way to get over a guy/girl?

Truck.

What do you call a self help book for a Country Music singer?

Drink, Pray, Truck