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What is not a truck crashing into people?

Nice.

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Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

Pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**!

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What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings?

A pterrorist

Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

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What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...