What is not a truck crashing into people?

Nice.

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How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

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What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

You should Bill Gates.

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

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Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

They all fell off a truck.