Homeless Woman Jokes

What's the best part about dating a homeless women?

You can drop her off anywhere.

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How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

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Why y'all checkin' me?

Ur the ones with a pot leaf on your flag!!

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Bonnie" C: That ur real name "Nope. Jekyll Elizabeth Parker" C: ...Bonnie it is

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How do you know if a homeless man has a girlfriend?

He has two clean fingers.

What does a homeless man gets for Christmas?

A cold.

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Why do American's take letters out of words?

Because they're lazy, and they hate U.

When ur at chipotle n u ask for guac and they say "its extra is that ok?

If u say its not ok they give it to u for free

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How many menstruating women does it take to change a lightbulb?

That's not funny.

What do you call a menstruating caucasian with depression?

Red, white and blue

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What do you get when you drop your frozen waffle at the beach?

A San Diego

What's the best part about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off anywhere

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You get to meet new people everyday.

What's the best thing about 21 year olds in bed?

There's 21 of them

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Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

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The Age Of Ultron.

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What is a pirate's favorite drink?

The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)

How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!