If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.
A lecture.
Very, very hungry.
Go big or go home
Nothing
You can drop her off wherever.
They've never been fired, and only dropped once.
I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on in my mouth
11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.
That's not funny.
When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh
Because they don't know the words.
Nobody takes him for granite.
They work on so many levels
She couldn't raise enough dough.
Patty
