Homeless Woman Jokes

What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Ur Jokes More Ur Jokes

When ur at chipotle n u ask for guac and they say "its extra is that ok?

If u say its not ok they give it to u for free

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you say to a women with two black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice.

What's the best way to make friends?

Tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends!

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

What did the car baby say to his car dad?

Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do?

And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What's a ducks favourite snack?

Quackers! **EDIT: Spelling**

What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer

Homeless Guy Jokes More Homeless Guy Jokes

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas?

Very, very hungry.