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Homeless Woman Jokes

What's the best part about dating a homeless women?

You can drop her off anywhere.

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How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

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Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How does a seamstress reply to someone asking her how her day was?

So,so.....

How was your interview?

Munnu: It went good, but lastly they asked me show them my testimonial. Chunnu: So Munnu: I think I showed them the wrong thing.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

What's the difference between a sandwich and a germanwings plane?

When the sandwich drops I'm sad.

Tweak Jokes More Tweak Jokes

How did the author get from one plot point to the other?

A Segway. --any tweaks to make it better

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

Homeless Man Jokes More Homeless Man Jokes

What's the difference between Kanye West, an American College student, and a homeless man?

The homeless man has $7 to his name.

What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

200 Jokes More 200 Jokes

What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$?

Yeah.

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How does one know if balls are ticklish?

Test-Tickle.

How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel Prize!