Homeless Woman Jokes

What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

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How do you know if a homeless man has a girlfriend?

He has two clean fingers.

What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight!

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Whats a Joke with no Punchline?

Life

What do you call a queue of boxers?

A punchline.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What would gold say if it could talk?

Au.

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

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How did the author get from one plot point to the other?

A Segway. --any tweaks to make it better

200 Jokes More 200 Jokes

Whats the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on in my mouth

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

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What's the best thing about dating twenty nine year olds?

The get all you '90s references.

What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed

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What's the best thing about dating twenty nine year olds?

The get all you '90s references.

What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

Homeless Guy Jokes More Homeless Guy Jokes

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.