You can drop her off anywhere.
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.
A swallow
The police made him bring it back again.
That's not funny.
The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.
Punchline.
You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.
A crush crush
They were caught sweeping together.
Because she was Klaustrophobic!
A cold.
He had no proper tea..
Highway 55.
They work on so many levels
A Segway. --any tweaks to make it better