A dope ring.
Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.
Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"
None, they just all stand around complaining that it won't screw!
Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
A bingo machine.
Omelette you figure it out