What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.

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How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

How do black people tan?

Holding their hands up

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What does the "B" Stand for in "Benoit B. Mandelbrot"?

Benoit B. Mandelbrot.

How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

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What's the best part of living in Alabama?

You don't live in Mississippi.

How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?

One Mississippi.

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What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

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The Bawking Dead

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What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.