What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.

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What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.

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What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.