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What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.

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How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

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What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.

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Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

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What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.