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What's the different between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag last longer in the cup

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England Jokes More England Jokes

Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What's black, cheap, and not worth a damn?

A cup of decaf

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

Tea Bag Jokes More Tea Bag Jokes

What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!

What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water?

A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.