What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

What's the difference between redneck newlyweds and two variables in a dataset?

The variables aren't necessarily related.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?

They sit eggsaminations!

What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

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What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

What do you call a stay at home dad?

Unemployed.

England Jokes More England Jokes

Where's England, Jon?

He proudly answers: - Page 83.

Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

Egg Cup Jokes More Egg Cup Jokes

How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer