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What's the different between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag last longer in the cup

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England Jokes More England Jokes

Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch?

Because it's still dressing.

What's the difference between a cup and a mug?

Being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged

Tea Bag Jokes More Tea Bag Jokes

What's the different between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag last longer in the cup

What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup