What's the different between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag last longer in the cup

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Sulk.

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The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

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What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

The tea bag stays in the cup longer.