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How about Santa?

Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him

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Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

Where do people already feel awkward & uncomfortable?

Church " "K let's make 'em like that" -- funeral home designers

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What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

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What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

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How about Santa?

Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him

How do women defy the laws of physics?

The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!