How about Santa?

Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him

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What would you're opening line be?

Like outrageous, dark, funny whatever let's hear!

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings.

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Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?

Rude"olph

What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

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What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

How about Santa?

Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him

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How about Santa?

Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him