Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him
Let us prey first.
Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
A dependent Claus.
When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.
With a cowculator.
Because he doesn't have a brain
The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!
