How about Santa?

Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him

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How can you tell if someone is schizophrenic?

I'll let my friend answer that one:

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

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Where does Santa go on vacation?

North Pole-land

What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

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What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples?

A senior high school math problem.

Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

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How do women defy the laws of physics?

The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!

How about Santa?

Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him