What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

Sparkie.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Your mother!

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What is the medical term for owning too many dogs?

A rover-dose

What's a dogs favourite day?

Chewsday

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call a reckless thief who only steals cooking utensils?

A whisk taker.

Why do you never play uno with a mexican?

Because they will steal all the green cards.