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What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

Sparkie.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!

What do internet pirates have on their legs?

J.pegs

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog wearing headphones?

Ear bud

How do you know when your dog is a bad hot dog?

When it's pure bread.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What do you call it when your balls are in the street?

It's Cul de sac!

What do you get when you have two balls in your hand?

A man's undivided attention!

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

What happens if you steal in Afghanistan?

You get Talibanned