What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

A Specialist knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing. A Generalist knows less and less about more and more until he knows absolutely nothing about everything.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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How do you know when you should get a puppy?

When life's getting a little ruff...

What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

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What happens when you microwave a DVD?

You get a VHS tape.

What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.

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How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

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What scratches the window before it explodes?

A baby in a microwave

What did one Muslim say to another in a supermarket?

Nothing very interesting, they are both completely ordinary members of society who should not be judged based on their ethnic background and skin colour......And then the building exploded.