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What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What do you call someone who molests puppies and kittens?

A Petophile

What does a near-sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.

What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

She puts in in the microwave.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What do you call a boat made out of corn?

A tortilla ship!

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

Explode Jokes More Explode Jokes

What do we call this war?

The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*

What do you call an exploding horse?

Neigh-Palm

Nuke Jokes More Nuke Jokes

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

Kernel Jokes More Kernel Jokes

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.