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What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers?

Nothing, The hits keep coming

What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her

How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.

What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

Why are farmers cruel?

They pull corn by the ears.

How do you call a corn that is unique?

A unicorn.

Explode Jokes More Explode Jokes

What happened when the cheese factory exploded?

Debrie everywhere.

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

Nuke Jokes More Nuke Jokes

Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

Kernel Jokes More Kernel Jokes

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.