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What do we call this war?

The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*

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What is the most useful thing in the French Army?

A rearview mirror, so that they can see the war!

What small plant is used in war?

The millitree.

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How much horsepower does a mustang have?

1

What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

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What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

Why did the cow explode?

Because it was a mooooooslim.

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Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

What would Valve call the next world war?

A Global Offensive.