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What do we call this war?

The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*

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Which war was the hungriest?

Viet-nom.

What do you call baby ents that are going to war?

The infantree.

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What's the best thing about being a meth head?

1 sleep until Christmas.

What are a mathematician's five favourite numbers?

0, 1, e, pi.

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What happened when the cheese factory exploded?

Debrie everywhere.

What does a feminist and a landmine have in common?

They explode when triggered.

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How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

What do we call this war?

The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*