March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What do we call this war?

The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*

Previous Random Joke Next
War Jokes More War Jokes

What is cookie monsters favorite war?

Vietnom nom nom nom

How do the French Train for War?

The 100 Meter Sprint

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

Explode Jokes More Explode Jokes

What did the French chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

Looks like we have debris all over the place

Who ruled France until he exploded?

Napoleon Blownapart!

World War Jokes More World War Jokes

What was Hiroshima's code name in World War 2?

Target Practice.

Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.