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What does a feminist and a landmine have in common?

They explode when triggered.

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Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

How are babies different from feminists?

Babies grow up and stop crying

How do feminists like their eggs cooked?

Ovary-Z

Explode Jokes More Explode Jokes

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

Who is a Chinese feminist's least favorite Winnie the Pooh character?

Trigger.

Why did the feminist get triggered?

The police found it easier than arresting her.

Landmine Jokes More Landmine Jokes

What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

What does a feminist and a landmine have in common?

They explode when triggered.