What does a feminist and a landmine have in common?

They explode when triggered.

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Whats the difference between a feminist and a jihad?

One actually fights for change

Why did the feminist get fired from Subway?

Because she refused to make a sandwich

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What do you call an exploding dinosaur?

Dino-mite

What did one Muslim say to another in a supermarket?

Nothing very interesting, they are both completely ordinary members of society who should not be judged based on their ethnic background and skin colour......And then the building exploded.

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Whats the most important aspect of gun safety to practice around a feminist?

Trigger discipline

What's the difference between tumblr and a gun?

The gun has only one trigger

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What's cheaper than a wall?

Landmines.

What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.