What does Eminem and a Tumblr SJW have in common?

See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out

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How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

Why can't blondes make Kool Aid?

Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.

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Why do tumblr users make for poor gunmen?

They are afraid of triggers.

What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand?

Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)

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What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.