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What does Eminem and a Tumblr SJW have in common?

See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out

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What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

Who can make six figures a year and still be poor?

A toy builder.

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What is the difference between a millennial and a gun?

A gun only has one trigger.

What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand?

Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)

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Why did Eminem make a terrible barista?

Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.

What did Eminem learn to defend himself?

Marshall arts.