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What's the best thing about being a meth head?

1 sleep until Christmas.

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How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

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What is the number 1 activity to do in Syria on Trip Advisor?

Leave.

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Grade 1.

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Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!

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The get all you '90s references.

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What do you call a meth-head that's been up for 2 weeks?

A two-weeker

What's the best thing about being a meth head?

1 sleep until Christmas.