What's the best thing about being a meth head?

1 sleep until Christmas.

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Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

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What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

How much horsepower does a mustang have?

1

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What's the best thing about being a meth head?

1 sleep until Christmas.

What's the best thing about living with alzheimer's?

You get to meet new people everyday.

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What's the best thing about being a meth head?

1 sleep until Christmas.

What do you call a meth-head that's been up for 2 weeks?

A two-weeker