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What's the best thing about being a meth head?

1 sleep until Christmas.

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What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

What happened in China on Christmas?

The Rice-child was born.

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How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

Why should I date you?

Girl - Give me 1 good reason, why I should date you? Guy - I'll give you 69.

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What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.

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How do you tell the difference between a meth head and a hillbilly?

The meth head still has teeth.

What do you call a meth-head that's been up for 2 weeks?

A two-weeker