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What's the best thing about being a meth head?

1 sleep until Christmas.

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What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

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What is DJ Khaled's favorite number?

11 Because it has another 1

What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

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What's the best thing about elevator jokes?

They work on so many levels

When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

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Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

What do you call a meth-head that's been up for 2 weeks?

A two-weeker