When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up
The meth head still has teeth.
Three sleeps 'till Christmas!
A two-weeker
A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.
Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
A "two-weeker"
Uh...standby I'll check on that.
Two. But I don't know how they got in there.
Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.
You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!
Only two more sleeps till Christmas!
Lots a candy.
Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.
I set WHO free?
TB
Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.
Secretary: My lawyer.