Meth Head Jokes

How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

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How do you tell the difference between a meth head and a hillbilly?

The meth head still has teeth.

Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

What do you call a meth-head that's been up for 2 weeks?

A two-weeker

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What do you call a drug addict who has been awake for 14 days straight?

A "two-weeker"

What do you call a meth-head that's been up for 2 weeks?

A two-weeker

2 Week Jokes More 2 Week Jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

What do you call a meth-head that's been up for 2 weeks?

A two-weeker

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1.99904274017 but that's close enough for non-technical people.

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite....Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What's the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only four more sleeps 'til Christmas!

Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do geologists love sandwiches in the field?

Because they can get their whole grains.

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone?

A Hans free device