What happens when you get too much sun exposure in Switzerland?

You get a sun *Bern.*

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What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

What happened to Voldemort's face?

Nobody nose.

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What are some of the perks of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag's a big plus.

What do I love about living in Switzerland?

The flag is a big plus.

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Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

What happens when you get too much sun exposure in Switzerland?

You get a sun *Bern.*

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Why did Hillary go to the gynecologist?

She was feelin' the Bern!

Why did the liberal go to the gynecologist?

She was feelin' the Bern!