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What happens when you get too much sun exposure in Switzerland?

You get a sun *Bern.*

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What happened to the Mexican after he took heroin for the third time?

He over 'd

What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

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What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

Why doesn't Switzerland make good cars?

You can only put them in neutral. edit:pronouns

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How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

What did the hipster astronaut say when his space mission arrived at the Sun?

Not cool.

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Why do so many college kids need free healthcare?

Because they are feeling the Bern.

What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!