What happens when you get too much sun exposure in Switzerland?

You get a sun *Bern.*

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What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

What happens when a university math professor and a high school math teacher get it on?

Calculust

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Whats the best part of living in Switzerland?

Im not too sure either but the flags a big plus.

What's so good about living in Switzerland?

Not sure but the flag's a big plus.

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Why can we never actually see the sun?

Because it's in da-skies!

Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

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Why did the liberal go to the gynecologist?

She was feelin' the Bern!

What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern