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What happens when you get too much sun exposure in Switzerland?

You get a sun *Bern.*

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What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

What happens when you inject human DNA into a goat?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

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Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland?

As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!

What's the best part about living in Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus

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How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

How did the sun die?

It went to Detroit.

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What happens when you get too much sun exposure in Switzerland?

You get a sun *Bern.*

Why did Hillary go to the OB/GYN?

She was feelin' the Bern!