What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag's a big plus

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Where do good bees live?

A bee-have

What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.

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What's the difference between a bad coffee in Switzerland and a bad coffee in Italy?

When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".

Why doesn't Switzerland make good cars?

You can only put them in neutral. edit:pronouns

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What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.

What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas?

Highway 55.