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What do you call an Eagle who can't catch it's prey?

Talon*tless....Sorry.

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How do you catch an orange elephant?

I don't know. I've never seen an orange elephant.

What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on him

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Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

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What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'