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What do you call an Eagle who can't catch it's prey?

Talon*tless....Sorry.

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What was the name of the meth cook who got caught stealing baked beans?

Heinzenburg

When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

When his hand caught fire!!

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Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle

What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!

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What birds spend all their time on their knees?

Birds of prey!

Why are lions more religious than other animals?

They prey regularly.