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What do you call an Eagle who can't catch it's prey?

Talon*tless....Sorry.

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Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

What rabbit wears on his back while flying?

Eagle

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What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.