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What do you call an Eagle who can't catch it's prey?

Talon*tless....Sorry.

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How do you catch a WiFi?

With an ethernet!

Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.

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Where should you go if you lost a corner?

To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.

What do eagles and moles have in common?

They both fly, except for the mole...

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Why are mosquitos religious?

They prey on you!

What birds spend all their time on their knees?

Birds of prey!