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What do you call an Eagle who can't catch it's prey?

Talon*tless....Sorry.

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Why were they caught so quickly?

They squealed on each other.

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

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What do you call an eagle that is sick?

Illegal

Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

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What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

What do you call a religious bird?

A bird of prey.