What do you call an Eagle who can't catch its prey?

Talontless.

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

Prey Jokes More Prey Jokes

What do you call a religious bird?

A bird of prey.

What birds spend all their time on their knees?

Birds of prey!