What do you call an Eagle who can't catch its prey?

Talontless.

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How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

When his hand caught fire!!

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Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

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What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.

What do you call a religious bird?

A bird of prey.