What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray.

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you call a bird who never remembers song lyrics?

A hummingbird

What has four legs and can fly?

Two Birds!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

What does the emperor have when he goes for a Sunday drive?

He has Divine Right of way