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What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals...

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What does A&ampW stand for?

Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

Where do Russian Spy's live?

In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What did the frog with internet addiction say?

Reddit

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Who's there! Bettina! Bettina who?

Bettina minute you'll open this door!

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

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Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What kind of shoes to frogs like?

Open toad sandals!

What's an extroverted accountant?

One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

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What kind of cheese is made backwards?

Edam.

What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.