What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals...

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Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

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What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog

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What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing.

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

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How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers

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Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?

A. To remind her that "toes go in first."

How do you tell who the extroverted engineers are?

They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

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What kind of dance does your mother do?

The MOMbo.

What kind of musical instrument do mice play?

A mouse organ!