What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals...

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What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!

What's a caterpillar afraid of?

A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)

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What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

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What jedi is the best at opening PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

How can you open a banana?

With a monkey!

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

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What's the advantage of being black in Africa vs black in America?

Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"

Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

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What kind of car does a cat drive?

A Cadillac.

What kind of boats do smart people ride on?

Scholar ships!