What kind of shoes to frogs like?

Open toad sandals!

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What did the dolphin say to the frog?

Eeeee eeee eeeee ieeeee eeee eee. Dolphins don't talk dummy.

What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?

Nothing.

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What kind of a shoe has a problem?

An issue.

How did Adolf tie his shoes?

With two knotzies.

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What kind of tree has the best bark?

A dogwood

What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck