What kind of light makes the best US president?

A blinkin' light

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Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

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What kind of Ant lives in rented accommodation?

Tenants.

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Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

What kind of light makes the best US president?

A blinkin' light