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What kind of light makes the best US president?

A blinkin' light

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Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

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What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?

Neck-romance-y.

What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most?

French press

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What kind of light makes the best US president?

A blinkin' light

Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen