What kind of light makes the best US president?

A blinkin' light

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What's the difference between hard and light?

I can sleep with a light on.

What did the rude prism say to the beam of light that smacked into him?

Get bent!

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What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

What kind of food can you color with?

A cranberry!

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What kind of light makes the best US president?

A blinkin' light

Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen