What kind of light makes the best US president?

A blinkin' light

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What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

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He was Travelling Light

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An adder.

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Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

What kind of light makes the best US president?

A blinkin' light