What kind of light makes the best US president?

A blinkin' light

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How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.

What's faster, the speed of thought or the speed of light?

Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.

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What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog

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What kind of light makes the best US president?

A blinkin' light

Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen