Where do you think you're going at this hour?

Gun hangs head & turns around

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

What advice to cows give?

Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why is YOLO popular all of a sudden?

Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice

How do you think the whole Deflategate situation feels to Tom Brady now?

Probably doesn't feel how he prefers it to...

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Where do Orcish cows go to hang out?

Moooooooo*rdor.

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's hard and hairy and sticks out of your pajamas at night?

Your head.

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What, really?

I said. "Yes, they're coming to pick you up in an hour"

What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What is the first thing you feel when you shoot a baby with a gun?

Recoil

What do you call 1000 lesbians with guns?

Militia Etheridge