Where do you think you're going at this hour?

Gun hangs head & turns around

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What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old?

Ayeee-Matey

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How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.

Why did the blonde snort Nutrasweet?

Because she thought it was Diet Coke

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Why did the scientist regret naming the organism "Fungus"?

Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.

Why shouldn't you hang out with zombies?

They make rotten friends

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?

Ptera Don

Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

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How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns

Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it