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What do religions and gender have in common?

You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.

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What do religions and gender have in common?

You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.

What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name!

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How do you find out what gender a stray cat is?

Carefully

What do you call someone that goes down on both genders?

Bilingual.

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Why are life long overweight people funny?

Growing up they hear the best jokes.

Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

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What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

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What do you call corn with a sense of humor?

Laughing stalk

What is a joke that only makes sense in your own regional dialect/accent?

Sorry for a post that's not a joke but I'm interested. Here's one from where I am. These two ducks are flying over Ballymena. The first one says, "quack quack" and the second one says, "slow down! I'm coming as quack as I cyan."