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What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?

Look mom, an angel!

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Where is your unicorn?

Me: I don't have a unicorn. A: You better get naked and go into that Arby's and look for it anyway. M: Ok.

How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.

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What do you call the angel in charge of hydroelectrics?

A God dam engineer.

What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

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What do you call it when a mother has twin boys in Arizona?

Tucson.

What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

What has little balls, and hangs down?

A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up...Then hang up the phone x)