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What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?

Look mom, an angel!

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Which fish dresses the best?

The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!

Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

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Where'd he go?

And the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."

What do you call the angel in charge of hydroelectrics?

A God dam engineer.

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What kind of dance does your mother do?

The MOMbo.

Why were the strawberries sad?

Because their mother was in a jam!

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Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!