What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?

Look mom, an angel!

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Why was Darth Vader so upset?

He was looking for the Rebels in Aldeerwrong places...

Whats the difference between an Introverted Engineer and an Extroverted Engineer?

Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.

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How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

What do you call the angel in charge of hydroelectrics?

A God dam engineer.

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What is with 2016?

It's like everyone and their mothers are dying. sorry not sorry

Why are south Italian men so small?

Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: "If you grow up you have to work" *Translated from Italian hope it makes as much sense as there

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Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

Who's there! Bat! Bat who?

Bat you'll never guess!