What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?

Look mom, an angel!

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What did the man say to the fly?

Hey.. you're looking fly

What mysterious hair product does Lucifer use to keep himself looking good?

Arcane-gel!

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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

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Where is your mother from?

The second Eskimo says "Alaska."

Why did the strawberry cry?

Because his mother was in a jam.

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What's a camel's favourite song?

Bat Out of Camell

Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.